there’s a normal good mood and then there’s a “my hockey team just won” good mood
Okay, but can you imagine Torts with his own cooking show:
"You put just a pinch of sal— what the fuck, this is fucking sugar, fuck all of you, I don’t care, bread is stupid, you’re all benched, go to hell."
Peter Budaj’s attempt at distracting Sidney Crosby
John Tortorella: coach-turned-baker due to bad weather